Her ring wasn't even that big so she couldn't have truly loved him. He was standing up and she was sitting down chewing a huge mouth full of cafeteria chicken when they started. He bent down and awkwardly took her transparent face in one of his hands, his other hand carrying a huge math text book. Then she, fork still in her hand, turned her head to meet his gaze (I’m seriously not making this crap up). Then they started macking on each other in an episode fit for a war movie, where the man is leaving his woman before a huge battle. Seriously, it reminded me of the movie Superstar, in the scene where Mary has the vision of her and Sky. He is leaving and she is crawling all over him screaming and being a total dweeb. I think the funniest part of that movie comes when you see it acted out with real people in real life. It is at that point when a person really laughs and says to themselves, "OMG, that really happens!"
The couple in the cafeteria today continued their romantic love making until the green appeared on most of the faces in the lunchroom. Then they finally said their goodbye, which lasted another 5 min, and he left to battle. Out of all the chairs in the lunchroom available today I choose the one closest to that crap?
